I'm failing miserably at accomplishing my goal to call at least one person on my list of people to call an evening. :(

Is it my fault that MTV reality shows are mind numbingly addictive? Since they come on an hour earlier here, I can fill up on smut and still be in bed by 10:30! (Is anyone else tired of Lacy and her whining? Or the constant rollercoaster that is Danny and Mel's "relationship"?)

Since Tommers and I are calorie counting (seriously, we carry notepads to every meal), I have to get my body-rotting disaccharides from somewhere.