Dear World,

Thank you very much for having me these past 20 years; I appreciate your hospitality. However, it is with great sadness that I must go now, and lead my own life, one in which you do not dictate me daily motions and thoughts. If you would like to reach me (please don't), you may do so by contacting my dreams, which is where I'll be residing from now on.

Thanks again and have a nice eon,
Jen