Dear Concerned Citizens (esp. one Ms. K. H.),

Do not despair; this young lass (lad? now that's concerning) has no intentions of ending her breathing existence. Instead, she will be departing from the illogic of reality and retreating into the sparkling sharpness of fulfilling her dreams.

Sincerely,
Jen

P.S. Thank you, K -- I appreciate your worry, becuase if it had meant what you thought it had, you would have been the only one to save me :)